So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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