honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
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He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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