In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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