gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I got her a Nickelback box set.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
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When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
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Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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