i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
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You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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