You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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