YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
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New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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