Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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