There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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