try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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