your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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