Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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