ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
one two three fourrrrnication!
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
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it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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