The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
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That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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