i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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