What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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