I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
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Well now I have my semen on her headphones
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
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I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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