WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
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it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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