oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
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If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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