hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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drunk tastebuds have low standards.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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