She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
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he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
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Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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