ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
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He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
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Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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