their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
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You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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