idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
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Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
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Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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