roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
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I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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