did you get engaged???
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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