Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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