Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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