She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
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I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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