he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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