All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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