You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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