You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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