that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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