I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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