Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
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