I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
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I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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