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Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
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If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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