Me. At least after what I've been through.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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