She's JV to your varsity
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize