Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
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You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
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And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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