its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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