I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
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I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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