he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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