you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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