omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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