like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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