Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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She needs sedatives and a leash
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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