Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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