absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
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i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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